Explosive Decapitation

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

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human-peace:

awkwardsituationist:

“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces

Wow I Really Love This !

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Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
STOP
YOU’RE NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO STOP THIS/WHAT IS THERE TO MAKE BETTER

so can we have Don Jon now or

FUCK YEAH MONICA. YOU DO YOU MAN. GET IT DONE. <3

mogmogjoe:

Don Jon Official Trailer #1 (2013)

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There’s only a few things I really care about in life.

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got the ball rolling on becoming manager today. taking the first steps tomorrow!!

So apparently assholes think its okay to let their buddy in the backseat wear a ski mask when you go through the drive thru. Of a place that was recently robbed. And of which the neighboring restaurant was robbed a few days ago.

And of course the girl in front taking orders was here when we were robbed so she freaked the fuck out… I’m still shaking I was so fucking furious. In what world does your common sense say its okay to wear a mask in a drive thru, PERIOD?!