Explosive Decapitation
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
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Wow I Really Love This !
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STOP
YOU’RE NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO STOP THIS/WHAT IS THERE TO MAKE BETTER

so can we have Don Jon now or
FUCK YEAH MONICA. YOU DO YOU MAN. GET IT DONE. <3

got the ball rolling on becoming manager today. taking the first steps tomorrow!!

So apparently assholes think its okay to let their buddy in the backseat wear a ski mask when you go through the drive thru. Of a place that was recently robbed. And of which the neighboring restaurant was robbed a few days ago.
And of course the girl in front taking orders was here when we were robbed so she freaked the fuck out… I’m still shaking I was so fucking furious. In what world does your common sense say its okay to wear a mask in a drive thru, PERIOD?!




